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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1059 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 1478 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
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