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CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ores Mined:	7471
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

concealed problems, confidential concerns, confidential matters, hidden emotions, hidden truths, inner turmoil, intimate struggles, personal struggles, private burdens, private dilemmas, private thoughts, Quiet, SecretCraft, Secrets, silent battles, suppressed feelings, undisclosed challenges, undisclosed emotions, undisclosed issues, unshared experiences, unspoken fears, unspoken worries

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9980	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	9994	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7162	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	4850	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

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Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

Abilities, active community, Adventure, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Dangerous dungeons, diamonds, Dirt, Events, friendly community, interactive events, Legendary, LEVEL, lore-rich, mythic mobs, packed, powerful bosses, PRETEND, Quests, Reallife, Realms, Riches, RPG, shoveling, Skills, smp, Trade, Ultimate adventurer, Youre

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mines Excavated:	2459
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

WTF Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body dysmorphia, body image, body modification, body positivity, cosmetic surgery, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, NewBodyWhoDis, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).