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CraftyBanterMC

Boundaries, controversial, CraftyBanterMC, dark humor, Ethics, humor, inappropriate, morality, no joking, off color, off limits, offensive, politically incorrect, Respect, Sacred, Sensitive, serious, taboo, touchy, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Jolt – Towny Island Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Jolt Advanced Survival is now Jolt Towny Island Survival! The goal is to make a great nation or town in a limited size map. The map is a custom seed that results in many islands. The server is made by twitch streamer Jacobtest. (We also have paintball and our maps are TF2 maps and thats pretty cool) Join to become apart of our community.

54.39.122.116:25580

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5159
Crops Grown:	6311	Magic Items Found:	2523
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr4.RaiCloud.ru

HermitTech Survial SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

We are an exclusive server inspired by the youtube series Hermitcraft trying to bring that experience to the small creator or skilled, dedicated player. To join our server you must have over a year of java minecraft experience and be of age 16 or older.

Content Creators are very welcomed because they will help bring attention and recognition to the server. Whitelist application on the discord.

158.69.127.171:25590

Hazeynetwork

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, PvP, Raiding, TOWN, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crops Grown:	8233	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Towny / LifeSteal / PVP Games + More Coming

Please Join Our Discord 500+ members For all information and to start a Town / NationDiscord: https://discord.gg/HaZey

Welcome to HaZeyNetwork, a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting experience for players of all skill levels. With a focus on towny and life steal gameplay, PvP, survival, and economy, this server offers endless hours of fun and adventure. Explore a real-sized world map with the help of Dynmap, where you can see exactly where you are and where you want to go. Gather resources, build your own town or nation, and become a powerful force in the server’s thriving community. With daily rewards, voting rewards, and a variety of activities to keep you engaged, you’ll never run out of things to do. nations aren’t just limited to small towns – they can become massive empires, with their own armies and territories to conquer. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you’ll need to be careful of rebels and other players who may try to overthrow your rule. But beware, as raiding is allowed, you’ll need to protect your town from potential attacks by other players. Whether you’re looking for a peaceful life as a builder or a more aggressive role as a raider, there’s a place for you on HaZeyNetwork. So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and start your own adventure in this exciting Minecraft world. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone on HaZeyNetwork.

Tags/Features Listed

Economy, Survival, Earth, Towny, PvE, PvP, Vanilla, Daily Rewards, kits, Real Size World Map, Dynmap, Warzone, Raiding, Earth, Nations, Lifesteal, redstonepvp, Premium, cracked, Minecraft Server.

Play.HaZeyNetwork.com

Mythiclands

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5635	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

| Mythiclands | 1.18.2

Mythiclands is a faction server with custom items, mobs, and more. It released on 6/11/2022.

mythiclands.toolkit.events

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr3.RaiCloud.ru

Valor

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

play.valorhcf.net

Astral gaming

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Astral Gaming NETWORK

We are a small network trying to give players what they want. We always add new features to the server when we can or when players suggest new things.

We plan to expand our network with more servers, so far we have planned to add Creative, and Minigames.

So far we have Survival up and running due to being a slow process of testing and setting everything up.

We welcome all players!

play.astralgamers.com

luckyblockSSW0I0

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

This is just a modded survival server, if you’re interested join the discord server to get more information and the mods for joining the server.

luckyblockSSW0I0.aternos.me

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9215
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!

PS We also have the most delicious cakes!

mr1.RaiCloud.ru