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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

HateflixMC

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	8539
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8754	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2251
Buildings Constructed:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!