AbsurdSMP Server Information
Hello!
If you’re tired of big servers and want a more chill experience, then join the Absurd SMP. We have a jungle spawn, grief prevention, and voice chat support. Plus, no microtransactions or confusing spawn areas. It’s pretty new, so get in early. The server has 60 player slots, so bring your friends!
Rules:
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Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.
So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!
And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!