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CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CluelessCraft

biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Canada, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, India, international politics, Laos, LaosCraft, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, official visit, pm modi, prime minister, rejection, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, substantive discussion, summit, trudeau

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	100	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	137	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Ores Mined:	8987
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	263	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!