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CraftyDragons – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mines Excavated:	2739	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9703	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to Clown World Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Dragon Age section where you can participate in the Veilguard waifu poll – because who wouldn’t want to argue over which fictional character is the best wife material?

But wait, there’s more! After the Veilguard poll, we have a post-Veilguard Solas poll because we know you can’t get enough of those brooding elf mages. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our previous events have included discussions on whether Alistair’s hair is secretly made of cheese and conspiracy theories about Morrigan’s secret love affair with a nug.

So come on down to Clown World Edition and join in on the madness – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride)!

Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, general, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Rabu Edition, Regis Altare, smp, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brownie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

beauty, BLOCK, Brown women, Brownies, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, feminism, Identity, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Minecraft, Minority, Party, prejudice, Race, representation, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, VISIBILITY

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Potions Brewed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous gamers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of magical brown women who have the power to turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our brown women admins have also sprinkled the land with enchanted potions that give you superhuman strength and speed. You’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of mythical creatures, like rainbow-colored llamas that shoot fireworks out of their ears and dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive unicorn that farts rainbows and leaves a trail of glitter wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when someone asks you what you see in your head when you hear someone say “brown women,” the answer is pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

———– HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8930
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3

The owner of the server “———- HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.124.84:25735

Jean’s Cheating Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, consequences, faithfulness, fidelity, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, Jean, Jeans, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, Nadia, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like “Would Jean allow Nadia to cheat on him after they were married?” Join us and find out in our exclusive role-playing scenario where you can witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein

accusations, Adventures, allegations, Connections, Conspiracy, controversial, criminal, Epstein, Exploitation, influential, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, pedophilia, Powerful, relationship, Rumors, scandal, sex trafficking, smp, speculation, trump, Trumps, Wealthy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!

Jerk Off Minecraft Server

Decision making, Dilemma, inner conflict, inner debate, Jerk, jerk off, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal choice, Release, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-control, Server, sexual desire, sexual release, solo play, temptation, urge

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

5th Walpurgisnacht, appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair, download links, E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff, Ego, FAQs, fell bullet yi sang, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Meursault, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, Target Extraction, the princess of la manchaland rodion, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, asian, blocky, controversial, criticism, culture, Diversity, hate, japanese girls, Minecraft, online drama, opinion, reaction, relationships, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral, Women, WTF

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!