NO DEATH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8565
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ores Mined:	8820	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	9898	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6131	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	New Chunks Explored:	534440
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3267
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	1353
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	3482	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9199	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9571	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6951
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension Hops:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.