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Diamonds R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	4012
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of having a life? Sick of dating and socializing? Bored of everything except politics and Trump? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolutely no responsibilities outside of building epic structures and battling it out with your fellow players.

Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of Trump made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares to challenge you. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your life, relationships, and sanity at the door and come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	217
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

HappyBlock SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of craziness? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit AF, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever

MineCraftMadness

Automation, Chores, daily routine, delegation, efficiency, errands, household tasks, MinecraftMadness, mundane tasks, organization, Prioritization, productivity, repetitive tasks, simplifying, streamlining, stress relief, time consuming, Time management, time-saving, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	129862

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

air pollution index, air quality, city rankings, environmental impact, environmental issues, global pollution, Hanoi, Hanois, Havoc, health concerns, most polluted city, polluted cities, PollutedCraft, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution data, pollution levels, pollution monitoring, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, Southeast Asia, urban pollution, Vietnam

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Enchantments Applied:	189
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!