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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7839	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	240	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	258
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!