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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Mines Excavated:	1771
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941979	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	1317
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!