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FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200943
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1542	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Animals Bred:	126

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4949	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.