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HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Farms Harvested:	749
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

1800’s, chance, Chinaman’s chance, Chinamans, Chinese immigrants, Chinese person, court testimony, derogatory, derogatory phrase, discrimination, higher taxation, historical racism, idiom, immigrant workers, low wages, Minecraft, no chance, racial discrimination, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

Castle, Cathedral, churches, city, considered, creeper, Cultural, Cultural significance, explosions, heritage, heritage conservation, heritage controversy, heritage designation, heritage management, heritage protection, heritage site, historical preservation, Jewish burial house, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, old town, park, religious site, Top, Unesco, UNESCOs, walls, world heritage list

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

AMERICANS, Color Splash, Crafty, discussion, Failures, Gaming, JavaScript, madness, Mario, Mario RPGs, Nintendo, origami king, Platform, RPG, rpgs, Server, Stealth40k, Sticker Star, survey, tacit admittance, twitter, video games, Widgets

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

atrocities, blocky, blood libel, Boys, bros, division of labor, feminism, FGM, foot binding, Hijab, luxury, makeup products, Masculinity, Men, Mines, Paradise, Patriarchal, patriarchy, Sisterhood, social power, third world, Traditionalism, Vanity, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

Classes, collide, Community, CONTENT, Crafty, discussion, Dungeons, endwalker, Expansion, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, Jobs, Lore, mmorpg, ONLINE, pixels, Potions, Raids, Server, Square Enix, Trailer, Updates, XIV

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Items Found:	3908
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

asian women, attraction, blocks, coping, cure, disgust, ethnicity, height, hyperfeminine, personality qualities, white women, Yellow fever, YellowFeverCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4135	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

blocky, BOOTY, Buddies, casual relationships, Casual Sex, coworker attraction, coworker benefits, coworker relationships, Friends With Benefits, friends with benefits agreement, friends with benefits boundaries, friends with benefits etiquette, friends with benefits guidelines, friends with benefits rules, FRIENDSHIPS, hot coworker, Minecraft, no strings attached, office fling, office hookup, office relationships, Questionable, Server, work crush, work fling, work romance, workplace romance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6895
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

appreciation, Architecture, art, beauty, Bollywood, creeper, cuisine, culture, curry, DesiCraft, Diversity, Festivals, heritage, History, India, landmarks, meditation, meets, spirituality, Thread, tradition, travel, Unity, yoga

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

COMEBACK, DESERVED, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, Fun, greatest fun, Happiness, joy, live performance, members, Music, new beginning, NijiEN, Performance, positivity, Server, sisters, Support, Unity, VT

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2140	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!