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Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring, quick tutorials on other servers? Well, get ready to embark on an epic journey with our 1 hour+ unskippable prologue/tutorial! You’ll learn everything from how to punch a tree to how to tame a dragon with our hilarious and quirky NPCs guiding you every step of the way.

Join our server and become a Minecraft master in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you complete the tutorial without falling asleep, you’ll unlock the secret ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Never Had A 5 Star Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	907615	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2468
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	7602	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve never had a 5-star meal in real life because on our server, every meal is a 5-star feast fit for a king! Our virtual chefs will cook up the most delicious pixelated delicacies you’ve ever tasted.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays actual diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will have all their wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a 5-star restaurant when you can have a 5-star Minecraft SMP experience?

Copper Valley

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	237
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Satirically geopolitical French-speaking PR server!

Will you build a liberal democracy or follow in the footsteps of the infamous Socialist Democratic People’s Free Republic of Bétoulie?

Offers a dynamic economic system based on supply and demand or a planned economy.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Peel My Potato Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you ready to witness the epic battle of the last potato on our server? Join us and see if he will be mashed, fried, or turned into a delicious potato salad! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground potato cult that worships the almighty spud. Will you join their ranks and become a potato prophet? Or will you fight against them and claim the title of Potato Slayer? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server where potatoes reign supreme!

Real Niggi Drid’s Cotton Club Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve taken the concept of a football club and turned it into a cotton plantation! Join us as we embark on the wild journey of turning Flojentino Perez’s crazy idea into a reality.

Picture this: instead of scoring goals, you’ll be harvesting cotton and trading it with other players for rare items. Who needs a soccer ball when you have a bale of cotton to kick around?

But watch out, because there are rumors of zombie football players roaming the fields, looking to steal your precious cotton crops. Will you be able to defend your plantation and become the ultimate cotton tycoon?

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the world of Real Niggidrid: The Cotton Plantation Edition!

AshFall

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Potions Brewed:	100
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

This is a new smp with the betterminecraft4 mod pack https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4 then add these mods to your mods folder: https://mega.nz/folder/KWYyAY6S#seWSiaqIj65hYxGqz6VnRg

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198.244.225.82:27987

ReviveRealm

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7042
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to ReviveRealm, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a balance between excitement and relaxation. Our server is designed for players who love the freedom of survival gameplay, whether you’re building your dream base, exploring vast landscapes, or engaging in thrilling combat.

play.reviverealm.net:2293

MagicCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AI Vocaroos, Blender models, books, character homework sheets, cytube, emulators, Fan games, FANFICS, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Legacy, hogwarts legacy mods, Hogwarts Mystery, Hogwarts Mystery News, Magic Awakened, Magic Awakened Club, MagicCraft, Minecraft, MODERN, movie night, movies, Quidditch Champions, Server, Student Profiles, Writing References

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride through the Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, where you can unleash your inner wizard and cast spells like never before.

Our /vg/ Hogwarts Legacy Movie Night Cytube is where the real party starts – grab your broomstick and get ready for a movie marathon like no other. But that’s not all, we’ve got student profiles, writing references, character homework sheets, and even Quidditch Champions news to keep you entertained.

Looking to dive into Magic Awakened? We’ve got all the club info, news, tips, and even emulators to take your magical journey to the next level. And don’t forget about Hogwarts Legacy – with mods, AI Vocaroos, and optimizations galore, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Hogwarts Mystery fans, we’ve got you covered with news, art, fanfics, Blender models, and yes, even emulators. And if you’re into fan games, we’ve got a whole list of Harry Potter fan games for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the magic begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – just watch out for those mischievous pixies, they love causing trouble around here.

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	1238
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Votes:	9346
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.