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CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9750
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Mines Excavated:	4935
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Votes:	2748	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	100
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	827255	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!