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Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

BritBlockJewTopia

anti-semitism, BELIEF, BritBlockJewTopia, British Jews, British society, Community, culture, diaspora, discrimination, fear, Future, Identity, integration, Jewish community, long-term future, Migration, minority group, Religion, survey, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3582	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.

RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER

Tillage Tech: Carbon Cutters

agricultural efficiency, agricultural revolution, agricultural sustainability, agriculture technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon, carbon emissions, climate change, Cutters, environmental impact, farming practices, global sustainability, innovation, machine learning, precision agriculture, Runoff, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, Tech, technology in farming, Tillage, tillage intensity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, dis server be like havin an AI-powered device dat be makin yo crops grow like crazy! We cuttin dem carbon emissions by 57% and runoff by 86% – dat be some next level sustainability right dere! Join dis server if you wanna be da king of da farm and save da planet at da same time. Plus, we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. It’s a wild ride, fam. Come join us and be part of da revolution!

Civilization-SMP

big cannons, CivilizationSMP, classics guns, clock work, Create, Currency, discord intergration, dynamic webmap, euerka ships, ftbchunks land claiming, land disputes, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Server, Timeless, trackwork, Trade, valkyrein skies, Voicechat, War, Zero

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

CSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Nations Political Server
Highlights	– Players can join or start a country – War, trade, land disputes with other countries – Regulate your own currency with Fair Trade mod – Player-driven rules and experience – Active community feedback and suggestions
Unique Mods	Dynamic Webmap Voicechat Discord Integration FTBChunks Land Claiming Create mod with addons like big cannons Other mods: Valkyrein Skies, Euerka Ships, Clockwork, Trackwork, Timeless and Classics Guns Zero
Discord	Join our Discord for more information

FAQs

Q: Can anyone start a country on the server?

A: Yes, anyone can start a country and choose who they want to add to their Nation.

Q: How do players regulate their own currency?

A: Players can use the Fair Trade mod to start and regulate their own unique currency that cannot be copied. They have control over how much currency is printed and its inflation.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules on CSMP are determined by the players to keep the environment civil. The moderation team ensures players have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Can players suggest mods, rules, or events?

A: Yes, players can suggest new mods, rules, events to improve the server. The CSMP team values community feedback and involvement.

Epic Campus Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, adolescence, better, campus, Craft, drink, education, Epic, experiences, Friends, Fun, growth, high school, learning, Memories, peer pressure, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, rules, school life, social life, TEENAGE, underage

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like high school but with drinks allowed! Imagine building your own bar and getting wasted with your virtual friends, it’s gonna be lit AF! Forget about boring classes and mean teachers, just grab a virtual beer and party all day long! Who needs education when you can have a virtual party in Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

blended families, co parenting, Communication, education, emotional turmoil, exam stress, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family unity, living arrangements, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsStepMom, parenting skills, Server, step mom, step parents, strict rules, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Are you tired of family drama IRL? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying stepmoms trying to ruin your vibe.

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone criticizing your interior design choices. No more passive-aggressive comments about your mom or stepdad, just pure Minecraft fun.

And if things get too heated, just dig yourself a tunnel and escape to a secret underground base where no one can bother you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any family members butting in.

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocks and adventures. Join our server today and start building your own paradise away from the chaos of real life.

TortillaTakedown

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most pressing issue is not about defeating the Ender Dragon, but about where to store your tortillas! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good debate over the optimal tortilla storage method. Will you be Team Fridge or Team Pantry? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some heated discussions and passive-aggressive text messages.

Explore our virtual world where the climate is always dry and the temperature is a cool 65 F. Moldy tortillas? Not on our watch! But beware, the real danger lies in the limited fridge space and the eternal struggle for tortilla dominance.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll never look at a tortilla the same way again. Who knew that such a simple food item could spark such controversy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and your tortillas, and let the madness begin!

Cell Populations Quest

Bone Marrow, Cancer, Cell, cell therapy, cellular populations, clinical trials, DLI therapy, hematologic malignancies, immune system, immunotherapy, Leukemia, leukemia patients, medical advancements, Medical research, personalized medicine, populations, Precision medicine, Quest, research, response, therapy response, Treatment, treatment outcomes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da keys to cell therapy response for leukemia, like whaaat? patients who joined our server and did da DLI therapy had like, super cool cellular populations in their bone marrow and they were all like, “woah, dis server is da bomb!” so like, if you wanna be part of dis magical world where even leukemia can be cured with our special therapy, den join us now and be part of da craziest adventure ever! #MinecraftMagic #LeukemiaCure #DLITherapyGoals

💥 MAZEEWORLD 💥 Free CASE – /HACK ⚡ VOICE CHAT server Minecraft

CASE, Clans, Currency, donation, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, free, Free Donations, Grief, grief server, Hack, MAZEEWORLD, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, professional administration, PvP, Quests, Survival, Unique Features, voice chat

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	230	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

⚡ Come in and grow on the BEST GRIEF SERVER MAZEEWORLD.

⭐ Why should you choose us?

We have:

• Voice chat. Chat with other players – /voice

• Fair and fun PvP

• Cool events and interesting events

• Interesting duels and PvP booths

• You can easily develop WITHOUT DONATION. Here you can buy EVERYTHING for regular currency.

• Professional administration that will always help

• Lots of unique features

☔ Are you interested?) Then go to MAZEEWORLD

✔ We are waiting for everyone on the server: mc.MazeeWorld.ru

mc.mazeeworld.ru

TheosisMC

auction house, Bases, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, Economy, Farms, Grief Protection, Hardcore, killing monsters, Land claiming, looting chests, monster spawner, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect bases and farms
Custom Items	The Crowbar and the Soup of Life for unique gameplay options
Non-pay-to-win	No competitive advantage for donators, only cosmetic perks

FAQ

How do I join TheosisMC server?

Simply input the server address: play.theosismc.com

Are there in-game shops for buying and selling items?

No, the economy is player-driven, with a trade system and auction house.

How can I protect my base from griefing?

Use the land claiming system to protect your land from other players.

What are the custom items available on the server?

The Crowbar and the Soup of Life, which provide unique gameplay options.

Is TheosisMC a pay-to-win server?

No, the server is non-pay-to-win with only cosmetic perks for donators.

LNs & Anime Adaptations 1.20.6

1.20.6, adaptations, Adventure, Anime, anime adaptations, anime fandom, FANTASY, Fiction, Geek Culture, japanese animation, Japanese literature, Japanese media, Japanese novels, Japanese pop culture, light novels, LNS, Manga, Nerd Culture, Novel adaptations, otaku culture, science fiction, young adult

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of LN-inspired madness!

We’ve got pixelated waifus and husbandos roaming around, ready to be your virtual companions.

Build your own LN-inspired world and fight off creepers with the power of friendship and love!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic LN battles and drama-filled storylines in our server?

Join now and experience a whole new level of otaku insanity in Minecraft!