no beating around the bush Minecraft Servers

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

StepMomSisGriefCraft

adoption, Boundaries, custody battle, Decision making, family drama, family dynamics, happy life, Labor, long-term consequences, Motherhood, past trauma, Pregnancy, selfish, shared custody, starting fresh, step mom, step sister, StepMomSisGriefCraft, unfit mother, Visit

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9837
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!

MineCraftLifeProTips

Experience, fulfillment, goal-setting, Greatest, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, mindset, MineCraftLifeProTips, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, wisdom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ores Mined:	9983	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

WHOaCraft2020

controversial, Covid-19, Decision making, donald trump, Global cooperation, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, international organizations, international relations, leadership, pandemic, Politics, public health, public opinion, reversing decision, trump, united states, Who, WHOaCraft2020, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pookie Town

Bosses, Chill, Click, Community, Discord, discord user, Hope, Land claiming, Pookie, Progression, RPG, see you there, server link, Skills, Small Community, smp, star system, Survival, survival difficulty, TOWN, unique items, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Farms Harvested:	868

Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

Features	Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
Community	Chill small community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does Pookie Town server offer?	Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
What is the community like on Pookie Town server?	The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
How can I join the server?	You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ethereal, Realms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

PupPatrol Minecraft Server

animal welfare, apartment living, barking dog, Communication, community relations, dog behavior, dog walking, Minecraft, neighborhood disputes, neighbors, pet behavior, pet care, pet complaints, pet exercise, pet noise, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet-friendly community, pet-friendly housing, pet-friendly neighbors, PupPatrol, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1938
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

18th birthday, Birthday, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, brother, BrothersGFNoBdayInvites, celebration, Dinner, expensive, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Girlfriend, guest list, party planning, personal preference, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, social etiquette, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	578
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

MythBustMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, chilling tale, creepy, eerie, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, local legend, Mysterious, mysterious events, Myth, MythBustMinecraftSMP, Paranormal, Real Life, spooky, strange, Supernatural, true story, unexplained, urban legend, urban myth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	2	Votes:	3457
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server where players say there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples?! Like, totally insane, right?! And get this, apparently if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical realm where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns! I heard one player even found a talking sheep who gives out OP weapons if you tell him a funny joke! Like, what even is reality anymore?! You gotta join this server ASAP and uncover all the wacky urban legends that are actually true! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyToxicTweets

addiction, attention seeking, cancel culture, comparison, CraftyToxicTweets, cyberbullying, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, Harassment, influencer culture, mental health, Misinformation, Negativity, online hate, privacy concerns, social media, Toxicity, trolling, validation seeking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

HostageHaven Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict, diplomatic failure, gaza, Hamas, Hamas violation, hostage situation, hostage status report, HostageHaven, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace negotiations, Politics, security breach, Server, Terrorism, truce breakdown, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1320	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.