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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2874 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 731 | Enchantments Applied: | 286 |
| Crops Grown: | 7102 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3373 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
