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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Ice Cream Edition – Come for the creeper popsicles, stay for the discord drama!

Active Discord, Active players, build projects, collaboration, Community Building, cream, Creative Builds, creeper, dedicated players, Discord, Drama, Edition, friendly community, friendly environment, Fun Environment, Gaming Community, Ice, Learning Together, Mature Community, Mature Players, minecraft community, No Anarchy, popsicles, Prosper, Server Events, shared interests, smp, stay, Supportive Community, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord server here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers or griefers are not allowed on the server. Be respectful to other players.
What kind of community is on the server?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes new members and encourages collaboration on major build projects.
What happens if I break the rules?	We are pretty light on rules, but any disrespectful behavior towards other players will not be tolerated.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	257611
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	258
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	277	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	3389
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	9198	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mines Excavated:	2609	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	126	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crops Grown:	5140	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!