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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

ClientDinnerDrama

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Client, ClientDinnerDrama, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Dinner, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, friendship, Girlfriend, group dynamics, personal space, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, social dynamics, social etiquette, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	1013
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunist, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ending, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Invasion, Kuleba, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, russia, Server, talks, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

Aging population, BlockyRetirementAge, China, Combat, delayed retirement, demographics, demographics crisis, employment, Government, labor force, Pension, policy, Population, population control, retirement age, retirement age extension, retirement age increase, retirement benefits, Social Issues, woes, Workforce

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

Adventure, base, blocks, Chaos, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Ezartla, Features, gameplay, Griefers, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Side, smp, Survival, Updates, Version, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

average looking, AverageLooks, BUILD, chad-sexual women, Chads, cis man, Code, crumbling, diggy hole, dividends, droid-like, dust, first world, funko pop, incel, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, plumber, purpose, Server, silent work, society, supporting, working hard, WORTH.., Yapping

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

AITAH, apologizing, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DadDemands, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Hotel, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

Allowed, BIBLE, Christian Lifestyle, Christian Podcast, Christian values, Christianity, cross necklace, FORCING, Jesus, Jesus Christ Superstar, JesusCraft, musicals, Presbyterian church, religious beliefs, religious boundaries, religious devotion, religious discussions, religious expression, religious freedom, religious practices, religious tolerance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ores Mined:	4852	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8766	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!