No. 490599082 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, banana, blocky, digital communication, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, Meme culture, message board, Minecraft, No. 490599082, online anonymity, Online Community, Server, social media, Thread, viral content

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig king who rides a flying llama!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT! Hold on tight as you zoom through loops and twists, narrowly avoiding explosions at every turn.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of fiery doom. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	7628
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4368	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	233	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold channel, asmongold funny, asmongold highlights, asmongold reacts, asmongold tv, asmongold wow, asmongold youtube, Minecraft, Server, World of Warcraft, zackrawrr

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	724

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his lively personality and passion for gaming. With a dedicated fan base, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining streams of games like World of Warcraft and Dark Souls. Asmongold’s engaging presence and expertise in the gaming world have made him a prominent figure in the online community.

Minesory

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

NEW SMP SERVER OPENING SOON! MINESORY! IP ADDRESS: mc.minesory.com

Come join and invite all your friends to have a good time playing on the brand new minesory minecraft server

mc.minesory.com

again server

ADMIN, Cross-Play, Discord, LifeSteal, Plugins, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7411
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Votes:	5157	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

this is a gen server witch i need admins this server has plugins and is cross play and this server has prison survival and yeah talk to me in discord to get admin and messeg me if u want me to add plugins

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Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2312	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Mark Hamill Minecraft SMP Star

Actor, animation, career, Casting, film industry, Hamill, Hollywood, iconic, Legacy, Luke Skywalker, MARK, mark hamill, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, opportunities, pop culture, Roles, Sci Fi, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, talent, voice acting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of Mark Hamill hogging all the spotlight in movies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise zero Mark Hamill sightings, guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and absolutely no Jedi knights trying to steal the show. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave Mark Hamill in the movies where he belongs and join our SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

McCraftyBurgers

fast food, fast food chains, fast food competition, fast food culture, fast food industry, fast food marketing, fast food menu, fast food options, fast food prices, fast food quality, fast food restaurant, fast food reviews, fast food service, fast food trends, Food, McCraftyBurgers, overrated fast food, overrated restaurant, popular fast food, Restaurant, unhealthy fast food

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?