no – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Anarchy Vortex

Anarchy, anti cheat, chat filter, Difficulty, Donations, Griefing, Hacks, HARD, MODERN, nether roof, no, No moderation, OWNER, Plugins, REWARD, Technical questions, Vanilla, Voting, world border
Modern Anarchy Server Information
Get ready to join the Modern Anarchy server for a wild and unrestricted gaming experience! Don’t forget to follow the rules and enjoy the hardcore gameplay. Happy gaming!
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BlockyCommuteNoMore

Asshole, awkward, BlockyCommuteNoMore, car drive, carless, close, Commute, coworker, emergency procedure, FARTING, Healthcare, home, iphone 13 mini, no, Nurse, PARASITE, Relaxation, Reset, ride home, singing, social battery, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!

Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

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BrownieGate Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, brownie, BrownieGate, Chores, Favorite, hurt feelings, living together, mean, Minecraft, mom, no, not helping, not paying, Picture, Respect, Server, sharing, sick, Telling, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying no to sharing brownies is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether realm! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and delicious baked goods.

Our server features a unique storyline where players must navigate the treacherous world of family dynamics, where brownies hold the power to tear relationships apart. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or will you succumb to the pressure of sharing your precious brownie slices?

Embark on quests to find the ultimate brownie recipe, battle against evil mobs who crave your sweet treats, and forge alliances with other players who understand the importance of dessert boundaries.

So come join us on this epic journey, where brownies are more than just a snack – they’re a symbol of power, defiance, and deliciousness. Just remember, on our server, saying no to sharing is a bold statement that could change the course of your Minecraft destiny.

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Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.

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The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

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No No No Minecraft Server

long tail tags: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, Minecraft, no, oh, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of bingo!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava, but hey, it’s all in good fun!).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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The Secret Mine by CraftyPlayer – Minecraft SMP

71219074, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, CraftyPlayer, digital communication, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, no, online forum, Random, secret, smp, social media, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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No Comfort Minecraft SMP

Affection, care, comfort, Companionship, desire, FANTASY, gf, Ill, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, no, partner, relationship, sick, slightly chubby, smp, Support, tfw, wishful

Are you tired of not having a slightly chubby girlfriend to comfort when she’s feeling under the weather? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of slightly chubby NPCs just waiting for you to nurse them back to health! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated love and care, as you become the ultimate healer in a world where even the villagers need a little TLC. So come on, join us and show those NPCs some love – who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate along the way!

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”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

Minecraft, no, Nooo, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO, Nooooooo, NOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOO, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, campus life, college dorms, college roommates, communal living, Crafty, dorm life, Dormitory, dormitory activities, dormitory atmosphere, dormitory community, dormitory culture, dormitory etiquette, dormitory experience, dormitory facilities, dormitory lifestyle, dormitory rules, Minecraft, residence halls, Server, shared living spaces, student accommodations, student living, University housing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dorms are the place to be! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to build a dorm that was so epic, it had its own water slide, pet unicorn stables, and a secret underground disco room. The player became known as the Dorm Queen and all the other players flocked to her dorm to party and hang out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dorm Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who will reign supreme as the ultimate dorm champion. Will you rise to the challenge and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our server and experience the madness of the dorms for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Dorm Queen or King!

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Dusty Board Minecraft SMP

Board, cleaning, cleaning routine, cleaning schedule, cleaning supplies, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, DIRTY, dusty, dusty board, dusty environment, dusty furniture, dusty home, dusty room, dusty spaces, dusty surfaces, house cleaning, household chores, Minecraft, neglected, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their bovine oppressors? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves wearing diamond armor. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress him with your building skills and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to dust off your keyboard before you log in – we wouldn’t want you to get lost in all the excitement!

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High Score Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, animation, Anime, banger ED, best, Childhood, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, girl, Hi Score Girl, HIGH, high score, japanese, love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Recommendation, romance, romcom, Score, series, Server, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best romcom anime you’ve ever seen! We’ve got all the drama, comedy, and romance you could ever want in a Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on our banger ED (Ending Theme) – it’ll have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can create your own love story with other players, battle it out in epic duels, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start living your own Minecraft anime adventure today!

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The MSG 0080 Minecraft SMP Show

0080, action, Anime, Character development, cult classic, Drama, emotional, Expectation, highly rated, Minecraft, msg, Mystery, Nostalgia, plot twists, Popular, romance, Sci Fi, self insert, Shoujo, Show, smp, teen melodrama, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts a dance party in your living room. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers decided to help you mine for diamonds by exploding in perfect synchronization?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the legendary Disco Sheep. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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New Server IP
Vernier Training Minecraft Server

0.22 rifle, 65 yards, Accuracy, candy, challenge, child development, child training, dehydrating, firearm training, German group, Irish group, liquid blood, Measurement, Minecraft, parenting, prove it, rehydrating, reward system, Server, Training, unconventional methods, Vernier, Vernier calipers, youtube video

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

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Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

Actual, Actual ylyl, amusement, comedy, Entertainment, fortune telling, funny, good luck, Happiness, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, LUCK, meme, Minecraft, my_fortune, positivity, smp, social media, Thread, thread printing, viral, ylyl

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

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Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

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New Server IP
F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

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Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

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SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

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