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Blocky Boobs & Braids Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the world itself are your TITS! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, battles, and of course, plenty of BOOBS!

Our server is so amazing that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist coming to check it out. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building a giant statue of a pair of TITS in the spawn area. And who can blame him? Our server is just that awesome.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about your TITS. So make sure to come prepared with your best bra and show off those bad boys to gain access.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your TITS to the world!

GintamaCraft: Episode 47 LOLz

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animation is better than an average Gintama episode! Why settle for boring blocky graphics when you can experience mind-blowing visuals that will make your eyes pop out of your head?

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blockhead Banter: Clever or Stupid? You Decide!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords. Our custom-made plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game!

But that’s not all! Our dedicated staff members are actually aliens in disguise who will guide you through the server with their telepathic powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dancing chicken party hidden deep within the server!

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even find a unicorn as your loyal companion along the way.

Pixelated Identity Crisis

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, THIS server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can EXPLORE exotic lands, battle fierce mobs, and DISCOVER hidden treasures. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic PVP battles, compete in crazy challenges, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can TRANSFORM into any Minecraft character you want, from a majestic dragon to a sassy llama. Plus, we have a secret hidden DISCO room where you can dance the night away with other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and let the adventure begin!

VtuberCraft: Stressful Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5585	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being a vtuber is the LEAST stressful thing you’ll experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, WACKY challenges, and CRAZY events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of DERPY llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new pet! Or how about participating in a EPIC build battle where the theme is “build the most ridiculous hat for your chicken”? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING pig, engage in a dance battle with a group of ZOMBIE villagers, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than HEROBRINE himself!

So why wait? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and experience the MADNESS for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next VIRTUAL sensation in the Minecraft world!

CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	166

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1059
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Villages Defended:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣

KirbyCraft – Dreamy Adventures Await!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Dream Land Edition Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures just like Kirby himself! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dive into a world filled with Waddle Dees who will do your bidding and follow you around like loyal minions. Who needs pets when you have an army of adorable creatures at your disposal?

2. Unleash your inner Kirby and devour everything in sight with our special inhale ability. Want to eat a whole mountain? Go for it! Nothing is off-limits in our server.

3. Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary Star Rod that grants you wishes. Need diamonds? Wish for them! Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted!

4. Take part in epic battles against giant bosses like King Dedede and Meta Knight. Defeat them and claim their loot as your own. Who said Minecraft was all about mining and crafting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Dream Land like never before!

Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Madness: Crafty Creations & Epic Adventures

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner mangaka skills at their peak! Our server is like a blank canvas, waiting for you to create the most epic and hilarious stories through your builds.

Imagine building a giant anime character battling a horde of creepers, or creating a pixel art masterpiece that rivals the Mona Lisa. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build the most outrageous and creative structure, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of exploding chickens? You got it.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and become the ultimate mangaka of the blocky world! Who knows, maybe your creations will become the next big thing in the Minecraft universe.