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Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	5460
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4735
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4855

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	9620	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!