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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7148 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 478 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!