nitrous oxide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Blackpipo Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

PFC-318 Frenzy: China’s Gas Blast

#sustainability, air quality, atmospheric pollution, blast, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, China, Chinas, climate change, climate crisis, eastern China, Emissions, environmental impact, environmental policy, Frenzy, gas, global emissions, greenhouse gases, industrial emissions, methane, nitrous oxide, PFC-318, PFC318, Pollution

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spikes than china-based emissions of potent gases! in the past decade, our server has seen a 70 percent increase in players, with more than half of them originating from eastern china (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?).

we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Farms Harvested:	339	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Towns Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	56
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	5347
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	8657	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6207	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!