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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3648 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 280 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!