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Lost Blackpipo Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

PFC-318 Frenzy: China’s Gas Blast

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spikes than china-based emissions of potent gases! in the past decade, our server has seen a 70 percent increase in players, with more than half of them originating from eastern china (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?).

we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7198	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	4747
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9033
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

New York Adultery Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Votes:	6245	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

AnarchyyMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

anarchyy.m-c.pro

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	3301
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	5061	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	196	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!