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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9152 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7189 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4189 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!