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Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7227
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4747	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6398	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Emeralds Found:	1045
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!