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TheBoysFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	149
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7398	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of waiting for season five of The Boys to air? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own version of The Boys! Instead of superheroes, we have villagers with super strength and creepers with laser eyes. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the epic battles and drama that unfold in our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while listening to Nirvana songs on repeat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Towns Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	6416
Mines Excavated:	1389	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring afterlife options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic afterlife experience you could ever imagine! Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own paradise or wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the fate of all players. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the llamas, they will grant you unimaginable powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why settle for a boring afterlife when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bliss

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6252
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	4968

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5659	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

NoFamilyNameTraditionLOL

baby names, compromise, family bonding, family conflicts, family decision-making, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family history, family legacy, family name tradition, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational names, NoFamilyNameTraditionLOL, tradition, unique names

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being pressured into naming your Minecraft creations after your husband’s family tradition? Join our server and break free from the chains of family expectations! Build whatever you want and name it whatever you please, without anyone breathing down your neck about tradition.

On our server, you can create a world where your child’s name is as unique and fresh as you desire. No more outdated names or feeling trapped by family legacies. Let your creativity run wild and give your creations names that truly mean something to you and your husband.

Don’t be the bad guy in your own Minecraft world – join our server and make your own rules! Who cares about tradition when you can have a world filled with names that you and your husband both love? Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join now and start building your dream world, one unique name at a time!

ChallengeAcceptedMC SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragons Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8745
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas or navigating a maze filled with singing creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive our server’s insane obstacles and come out victorious.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and befriend the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Crafternoon Delight

Adults, art, Brainstorming, Cooking, Crafternoon, Crafting, creative thinking, creativity, Dance, DELIGHT, diy projects, Exercise, hobbies, imagination, innovation, mental health, Music, problem solving, Relaxation, Self-expression, stress relief, Writing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Potions Brewed:	194	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos that will make you question why you ever grew up in the first place.

Need a break from boring adult responsibilities? Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run free and build whatever your heart desires. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your hard drive).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover their hidden lair and become the richest player in all the land.

So why waste your time with boring adult activities when you could be building epic structures, battling creepers, and uncovering the mysteries of the cow society? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

StarHonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s 5* Wind Hunt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than Jiaoqiu’s “Pneumanull Rice” trailer. Build your own world and battle it out with other players in epic duels that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

With more character banners than you can shake a stick at, including Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer. Plus, our redeemable codes are so good, they’ll make Moze’s 4* Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you there, gamers!

HeyCraft SMP – The Ultimate Block Party!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!

DebtCollectorMom123

Accountability, alternative solutions, Bank, Boundaries, Communication, Credit, DEBT, DebtCollectorMom123, family, financial responsibility, financial stress, generational differences, installment, loan, Mortgage, Mother, office, overseas job, payment plan, property ownership, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1244	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like this wild story.

Imagine a world where you’re constantly reminded of your debts, just like those pesky reminders from the bank. But instead of stressing out, you can channel that energy into building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

Don’t worry about being late on payments, here you can just mine some diamonds and trade them for in-game currency. No need to deal with double payments or interest rates – unless you’re trading with villagers, of course.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just escape to our virtual office space (that you actually use) and relax with some virtual coffee. Who needs real estate drama when you can create your own virtual empire?

So join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life problems at the door – because here, the only debt you’ll have is to your fellow players for not sharing your epic loot!

HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crops Grown:	1749	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	525191	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Emeralds Found:	763	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!