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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	5027
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Crops Grown:	2113	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

attention seeking, attention-grabber, attention-grabbing, bold, boundary-pushing, controversial, Daring, Edgy, exhibitionist, EXPOSED, flaunting.., nips, NipSlipCraft, now.., pixels, Provocative, REVEALING, RISQUE, scandalous, shes, showin

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyBunnyLand

2chan, Anime, coffee shop, comedy, Confirmed, CraftyBunnyLand, Cute girls, Friends, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga adaptation, News, nips, normal, popular series, Rabbits, Season Four, slice of life, Spamming, Wholesome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	3900	Void Gems Collected:	40
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Buildings Constructed:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	New Chunks Explored:	211319
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Items Found:	2516	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

BlockyBizarreLand

Behavior, BlockyBizarreLand, different, eye-opening, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, normal, personal quirks, personal traits, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, societal norms, uncommon, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Animals Bred:	120	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Potions Brewed:	145
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1363	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Mines Excavated:	2079
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?