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Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3273	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	1724
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crops Grown:	7505	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	5606
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7864
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4102	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!