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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1783	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magic Items Found:	3034
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2862
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	4595	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Potions Brewed:	117	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!