Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted each block with his bare hands while sipping on a potion of invisibility.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive 18344 vidya Nintendo. Legend has it that this majestic beast drops nothing but rare loot and has the power to grant wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!
We are the only SMP that is straight-forward! You join and you immedietly can start getting loot or teaming up or whatever you’d like!
We have got many plugins that make the gameplay a bit cooler like a Revive plugin. We even have DiscordSRV meaning you can chat with our minecraft members through discord!
| Supported Platform | Supported Versions |
|---|---|
| Bedrock | Latest Version |
| Java | 1.8.X to 1.21.X |
Daily updates are pushed on the server and we got a very nice community. The server is moderated daily to keep out those pesty old hackers!
So you want to join the server? Sadly due to privacy issues you are required to join our discord server but then you can go to #server-ips and there you go!
| Question | Answer |
| Can I join the server without joining the Discord server? | No, for privacy reasons, joining our Discord server is required to access the server IP. |
| What plugins are available on the server? | We have plugins like Revive and DiscordSRV among others. |
| What devices are supported to play on the server? | We support all devices, including Nintendo Switch, phone, Xbox, and PC. Bedrock clients must have the latest version, while Java clients are supported from version 1.8.X to 1.21.X. |
Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.
Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us on our server and experience a world where demons roam freely, where every block you break could unleash a horde of angry pixies, and where the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. Emulate the PS2 ones? Ha! We’ve got demons that make those look like cuddly kittens.
So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Who knows, you might just come out the other side with a newfound appreciation for the SMT series…or a severe case of pixie-induced PTSD.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. Zombie DJs, skeleton bartenders, and creeper bouncers – it’s a wild time down there. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness anime magic, party with mobs, and ride a roller coaster through hell all in one place? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!