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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 301 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.