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Pixelated Prison Princess: Trapped Allure – Minecraft SMP

adventure game, Allure, escape game, Gaming Community, indie game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nintend-bros, Nintendo E-Shop, nintendo switch, pixelated, princess, Prison, Prison Princess, puzzle game, release date, smp, Trapped, Trapped Allure, trapped princess, upcoming release, US Release, video game, visual novel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is so epic that it’s not even on the US Nintendo E-Shop yet! That’s right, we’re so exclusive that even Nintendo can’t handle our level of awesomeness.

Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.

So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

SillySocrates: “Minecraft SMP”

ASK, conversation starter, creativity, Curiosity, Entertainment, Fun, funny, historical figure, historical figure fun, historical figure question, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, imagination, Minecraft, playful, playful question, silly question, SillySocrates, smp, Thought-provoking, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

OMG, like join this epic Minecraft SMP cuz we have the most lit community everrrrrrrr. Like, we once had a creeper explode and drop diamonds instead of gunpowder, it was soooooo wild. And like, our server owner is actually a time traveler from the future who brings back rare items from different eras, like a diamond sword from King Arthur’s time or a enchanted bow from Cleopatra’s reign. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with zombie pigmen, it’s a blast. So come join us and be part of the most wackiest Minecraft SMP everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

StrangerCraft: AwkwardEncounters

atypical conversation, awkward moment, AwkwardEncounters, bizarre meeting, eccentric stranger, funny encounter, odd conversation, offbeat exchange, outlandish interaction, peculiar interaction, peculiar meeting, peculiar stranger, quirky conversation, random encounter, strange encounter, stranger, StrangerCraft, uncommon encounter, unconventional meeting, unusual experience, weird interaction

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Have you ever accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then had to negotiate a peace treaty with it? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for the most bizarre and hilarious encounters with strangers you’ll ever experience. From trading diamond swords for enchanted cookies to forming alliances with chickens against the evil sheep army, you never know what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftySyriaMC Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftySyriaMC, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Agreements, military bases, military cooperation, naval base, Naval Facilities, naval power, political decision, russia, security agreements, Server, strategic alliances, Syria, Syria-Russia Relations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Potions Brewed:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂

our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮

EuroCraft: Trumped Out!

America, Diplomacy, diplomatic solutions, EU, EuroCraft, European perspective, European response, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, Options, Politics, strategic alternatives, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states, US president

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8657	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

BlockBuster Testing Co.

averted, blockbuster, covid-19 testing, data analysis, disease control, estimated, future pandemics, healthcare impact, healthcare system, highlights, hospitalisations, outbreak response, pandemic preparedness, public health, rapid testing, reducing severe outcomes, saved lives, scaling up, study, Testing, Usa, vital role

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!

🔥DAYCUBE🔥 ⎝WIPE JANUARY 17⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Clans, Community, Creative, DAYCUBE, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, GIF, JANUARY 17, Minecraft, multiplayer, Private, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Survival, Telegram, wipe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	954284
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Our Telegram https://t.me/daycube

daycube.su:19132

IndieCraft Universe 1.21

#youtube, Birthday Calendar, branding, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Global, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, Russian, spellcasting, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Universe, Viewers, VOD archival, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate spellcasting experience! We’re like /lig/ but in blocky form! We only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams, because we’re all about that VIP life. But don’t worry, if you’re close to 500, we might make an exception because we’re just that cool.

Check out our top 10 players with their crazy view counts! We’ve got NimiNightmare with over 20k viewers, and KirscheVerstahl with 4k! And don’t forget about our non-English streamers like Orkpod and Akamikarubi – they’re killing it in Russian and Japanese!

But wait, we’re not about those corpo players here. We’re all about the indie chuubas who are doing their own thing without any corporate branding holding them back. Check out our VOD archive and Twitch clips guide to see what we’re all about.

And if you need a break from all the spellcasting, don’t worry – we’ve got ducks! Yes, actual ducks on our server to keep you entertained between battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some magic happen!

BoyfriendBlocker69

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlocker69, Calls, Communication, DATING, Defense, dynamic, female best friend, friendship, hangouts, History, Insecurity, instagram, Jealousy, Kids, Marriage, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	208666	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story!

Just like this girlfriend, you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering what will happen next. Will your best friend betray you? Will your significant other have secret relationships with other players? The drama never ends on our server!

Set your boundaries and watch them get crossed just like in this story. But don’t worry, we promise it will all be in good fun (hopefully)!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft game? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AnnoyingBelonging Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying personalities, annoying possessions, AnnoyingBelonging, belongings, belongings with attitudes, bothersome possessions, exasperating, exasperating items, frustrating, frustrating belongings, IRRITATING, irritating things, Items, Minecraft, Personalities, pesky items, possessions, smp, things, troublesome, troublesome belongings

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	1102
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have this crazy thing where all your belongings have personalities, like, can you imagine your diamond sword being all sassy and talking back to you? It’s hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted armor, they’re like a bunch of divas.

But wait, there’s more! We have this wild storyline where the creepers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world, and you have to team up with the villagers to stop them. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and stuff. And the best part is, if you join now, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. I know, right? So epic.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, come join us! We’re always looking for new players to join in on the craziness. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of derpy Minecraft characters and go on wacky adventures together? It’s a no-brainer, bro. Join now and let the madness begin!

ChattyCrittersMC

Animal Behavior, animal comedy, animal communication, animal conversations, Animal intelligence, animal jokes, animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal sounds, animal voices, annoying animals, anthropomorphism, ChattyCrittersMC, comedy, funny animals, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Pets, Talking Animals, wildlife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!