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PetFailsCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia, command structure, cooperation, CraftyCommandJP, Defense, defense capabilities, foreign policy, Geopolitical, historic move, international relations, Japan, long-term commitment, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Pacific region, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, U.S, Upgrade

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

#sustainability, blackouts, climate change, crisis management., electricity, energy consumption, energy crisis, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, grid system, heat stress, heatwave, HeatwaveCraft, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mismanagement, power outage, renewable energy, scorching heat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

anxiety disorder, Chronic illness, Disorder, fear of illness, health anxiety, health anxiety disorder, health outcomes, Health research, health statistics, hypochondria, HypochondriaCraft, hypochondriasis, irony, LIFESPAN, medical condition, mental health, mental illness, mortality, mortality rate, Psychology, somatic symptom disorder

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Potions Brewed:	24	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8918	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

1.19.3, Atoq, events polls community staff voice chat art music maker lore origins beliefs java custom discord server SMP content creators world application private, list, Mind, Optional, smp, State, suggestion, Vanilla, White

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server

ancient prophecy, Chapter 13, CraftyShiori, death, DELIVERANCE, destiny, fate, Fiction, Japanese folklore, long tail tag, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Page 983, seeking, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Suspense, The Shiori Novella, Thriller, travel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, edycja totalnej anime, jeeeebać, minilauta, mirasków, polska, PolskaCraft, smp, wygranej

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1917
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime victory edition! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly a giant anime character appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the tune of a funky beat. And that’s not all, our server is so wild that creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of confetti when you defeat them. Join us now and experience the jeeebać mirasków madness for yourself!

DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Bar etiquette, bar scene, bought a girl a drink, Building Confidence, buying drinks, Commitment, dating advice, dating etiquette, DrinkCraft, FLIRTING, friend offended, initiating conversation, love interest, Minecraft, Miscommunication., nervous friend, Perception, rejection, rejection sensitivity, Server, social norms, wingman

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for your drink-buying skills? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about sending a drink to just one player again. We welcome all levels of social awkwardness and guarantee a judgment-free zone.

Imagine a world where you can send virtual drinks to your friends without fear of backlash. Our server is the place to be for those who want to practice their social skills in a safe and supportive environment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual love interest while you’re at it!

Join now and experience a community where buying drinks for virtual friends is not only accepted but encouraged. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make new friends and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. See you in the game!

WeddingCashDebt?LOL

borrowing money, budgeting, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, friendship, minimum wage, money lending, money management, responsibilities, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding expenses, wedding gift, wedding loans, wedding planning, WeddingCashDebtLOL

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you for money for their extravagant weddings! Our community is filled with players who understand the value of a dollar and won’t guilt trip you into funding their lavish ceremonies. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can save your money for more important things, like building a diamond castle or taming a dragon. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to a world where your wallet is safe from wedding woes. Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom!

PottyPissers Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PottyPissers, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with people who can’t even aim properly in public restrooms? Look no further! Our SMP server is a pee-free zone, where all players are required to have perfect bathroom etiquette. Join us and never worry about stepping in someone else’s mess again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled janitor haunts our server, punishing anyone who dares to pee outside the designated areas. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and show off your impeccable bathroom skills!