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HeroineTooOP Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, Bikini, comedy, Cute girls, ecchi, episode, fanservice, heroine, HeroineTooOP, high school, japanese animation, long tail tags, Minecraft, Oosugiru, romance, School, slice of life, smp, swimsuit, tv show, WEEKLY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every week is a swimsuit episode! That’s right, we’re bringing the beach vibes to your blocky world with our bikini-clad players strutting their stuff on the virtual sand. Who needs real-life sun and surf when you can have pixelated pools and palm trees?

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dolphin, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it in the depths of the ocean. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Dolphin and wished for unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further than our resident llama, Larry. Larry has a habit of stealing players’ prized possessions and hiding them in his secret llama lair. Will you be the one to outsmart Larry and reclaim your stolen goods? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of swimsuits, diamonds, and llama shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our blocky paradise?

ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3265	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	98

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	984312
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!