NoLaptopForYou

adult content, aita, bedroom door, crashing sound, Decision making, fragile things, fyp, G rated, laptop, lego collection, little cousin, Locks, ninja kidz, NoLaptopForYou, overprotective, PG movie, replacement sets, Ryan’s World, saving money, uncle

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

Blocky Bonanza: Cum Roulette – Webcam Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7215
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people play it safe and never take risks? Well, look no further because on our server, we roll for wins! That’s right, every decision you make will be determined by the roll of a dice. Want to build a house? Better hope you roll a 20 or it’s going to collapse on you!

But that’s not all, we also have a strict no chickening out policy. If you start a fight with a creeper and try to run away, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “ba-gawk”. Only the bravest and most fearless players survive on our server.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by rolling the highest numbers and taking down all your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Roll the dice and see where it takes you!

Crafty Airheads

achievement, Aerodynamics, Aeronautics, Airheads, Airplane, Aviation, Breakthrough, Crafty, Development, discovery, Engineering, Flight, History, innovation, invention, pioneering, progress, revolution, Technology, Transportation, travel, Wright brothers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have invented the æroplane! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying machines in Minecraft now. Want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle? Join our server and experience the thrill of flying in a blocky world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there are diamond blocks the size of houses down there, just waiting to be mined.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? We have custom mobs that will make your heart race and your pickaxe tremble. But don’t worry, we also have custom weapons and armor to help you conquer the fiery depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even inventing the æroplane.

Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British, British architecture, British countryside, british culture, british food, British History, British Isles, British landmarks, British Monarchy, british people, British tourism, British traditions, British weather, Builders, england, English, Exploders, Great Britain, London, Minecraft, proper, Server, tea, Tnt, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4233	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

FinanaCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5971
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Finana. Legend has it that Finana was once a humble potato farmer who accidentally stumbled upon a magical portal while tending to his crops. He was transported to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and endless diamond ore. Now, he rules over this fantastical realm with an iron fist…but also a heart of gold (and diamonds).

Join our server and you too can embark on a quest to find the elusive Potato of Power, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a castle made entirely of TNT). Plus, every new player gets a free pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join Finana’s realm today and prepare for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Booger Bash

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a golden pickaxe, and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Liver of Legends, a mythical organ that grants its wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can find the Liver, you’ll become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good!

Astral Pixelmon: Auction Box Edition – Catch ‘Em All and Bid ‘Em All!

Adult Owned, Astral, Auction, bid, Box, Catch, Custom Crates, custom textures, Edition, EV Safari, gambling, Gym Leaders, Modded, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Raids, Pokebags, Resource World, Timber Mod, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!
IP: play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord: http://discord.astralpixelmon.com

Features:
EV Safari
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

About Astral Pixelmon:

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I install Pixelmon Reforged?

You can use the Curse launcher or download the mod manually from http://reforged.gg/

What is the IP and Discord for Astral Pixelmon?

You can join the server at play.astralpixelmon.com and join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com

What features does Astral Pixelmon offer?

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV Safari, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, Resource World, Vanilla Mobs, Custom Textures, Gym Leaders, and GTS.

Crafty Zelda’s Kingdom

Adventure, Crafty, FANTASY, heroine, Hyrule, Kingdom, legend of zelda, Nintendo, princess, Princess Zelda, Princess Zelda of Hyrule, triforce, video game, Zeldas

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Princess Zelda of Hyrule herself has taken up residence! Join us for a chance to go on epic quests with the princess herself, battling evil mobs and uncovering hidden treasures in the land of Hyrule.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, every player who joins gets their very own pet Creeper to keep them company on their adventures.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Triforce hidden somewhere in the world, granting you untold powers and riches. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical Minecraft server and become a hero of Hyrule!

SamuraiCraft: Slice and Dice in Feudal Japan!

Action-Adventure, Character development, Christian converts, Combat, controversial, cultural sensitivity, Decision making, dice, ethical implications, Exploration, feudal, feudal japan, gameplay mechanics, historical setting, immersive experience, Japan, missionaries, role playing, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, slice, slicing heads, stealth, video game, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1754
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server set in feudal Japan? Join us as we slice and dice our way through Christian converts and missionaries, all in the name of fun and chaos!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and yelling “Sayonara, heretic!” before taking them out with your trusty katana. Or teaming up with fellow players to create a ninja clan dedicated to eradicating all traces of Christianity from the server.

But beware, the missionaries are not going down without a fight! They will do everything in their power to convert you to their cause, so be prepared to defend yourself with all the skills and weapons at your disposal.

So, if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other, join us on this server and let the madness begin! Who knew slicing heads off could be so much fun?

TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, Buildings, Community, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Land, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, TrueCube

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

The owner of the server “TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.truecube.ru

XMC: The Vanilla Server for Grown-Ups Who Like to Experiment with VR and White Lists

application, crop replanting, Discord, Experiment, Griefing, GrownUps, inactivity, Leaf decay, lists, Maturity, Mob Drops, Mods, NSFW, Performance, player heads, renewability, Respect, rules, Server, server specs, smp, stealing, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, White, XMC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	8463	Towns Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

XMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Proximity-based voice chat mod (optional) Webmap – https://map.xmcnet.work Various vanilla+ additions: Added renewability to select unrenewable resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay Bedrock client support Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!
Server Specs and Performance	Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x RAM: 10 Gigabytes Location: New Jersey
Server Rules	Be Mature Respect other server members No stealing or griefing No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred No mods that give an unfair advantage Inactivity

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will XMC officially open?	XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time.
What server-side mods are used on XMC?	XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here.
Is there a testing server available for players?	Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC.
How can I access the webmap of the server?	You can access the webmap of the server at https://map.xmcnet.work

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