Nine-year-olds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

MineCraftyMayhem – Battle Royale Bonanza!

#ClothovMelodiam, #EnariaLiliales, #EsilaShephield, #FaelieFallwood, #KenzoKozima, #KyoheiTekma, #LeobelPurson, #LuluLasso, #MelooMuse, #NoxOrphee, #NyantsumeVT, #OdetteMori, #PikoHalo, #PoetteEvergreen, #PyonPhelix, #ReverieNEXAS, #RixxyBrightful, #SweetEHiroshi, battle, battleroyale, bonanza, BRG, MineCraftyMayhem, NEXAS, Royale..

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1873	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for a wild ride with our crazy crew of Minecraft maniacs.

We’ve got Harry, the CEO, who once built a house out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on Clotho and Melodiam – they once pranked the entire server by filling everyone’s chests with nothing but potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! Lulu Lasso is known for her epic builds that defy the laws of physics, while Piko Halo can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And let’s not forget about Rixxy, who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Potatoes may or may not be included in your starter kit)

Baby Mama Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	8305	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being an incel in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server offers a solution that is truly out of this world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to impregnate a black woman and marry her in-game. That’s right, forget about being lonely and start a virtual family instead! Who knew Minecraft could offer such wild and wacky opportunities? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	211
New Chunks Explored:	712569	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.xg.vanillaboxmc.ru

DefinitelyNotCrackpot [Vanilla] SMP: 1.20.4 – LGBTQ+ Laughs & Hermitcraft Hijinks – Whitelist Wonderland!

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 1.20.4, Communication, DefinitelyNotCrackpot, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Events/updates, hermitcraft, high-tech, hijinks, Images, laughs, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, smp, snowy adventures, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Ticket Systems, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wonderland

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!)

INFORMATION

Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions and inclusivity

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server.

Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing.

MINI SEASONS

In Between seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December!

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons: https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been established?	The server was established in 2018.
Do you have Discord integration?	Yes, we use Discord for communication and events.
Are there any mini seasons hosted?	Yes, we host custom modded mini seasons in between main seasons.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply through the Discord server linked above.

WaffleSky VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, Beta, blocks, building, Community, Custom, Decision making, Development, Economy, Feature, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, progress, Sandbox, Server, SKY, Skyblock, Survival, update

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hypixel	WaffleSky
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server network	– Community-driven decision making
– Wide variety of mini-games and activities	– Regular updates and dev-logs
– High player population	– Beta stage allows for early player input
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– Limited features during beta stage
– Some mini-games may have long wait times	– Potential for bugs and glitches

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy. It is known for its large player population and diverse gameplay options.

2. What sets WaffleSky apart from Hypixel?

WaffleSky is focused on community-driven decision making, with players being able to help shape the features and direction of the server. It also provides regular updates and dev-logs to keep players informed.

3. Are there any limitations to playing on WaffleSky during its beta stage?

Due to being in beta, WaffleSky may have limited features and may experience bugs or glitches. However, this also allows for early player input and feedback to help improve the server.

4. How does player population compare between Hypixel and WaffleSky?

Hypixel is known for its high player population, while WaffleSky is still in development and may have a smaller player base initially. However, being in beta allows for a closer community experience.

Mascot Madness Minecraft Server: Where Cute Characters Rule!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1144	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a cute video game mascot! That’s right, our server is home to a lovable, cuddly character who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures with a smile on their face.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be home to a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds, gold, and rare treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden kingdom and claim its riches for themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky journey with our adorable mascot leading the way. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3! For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

Join us and use the below tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens, explore our Booru filled with all kinds of wild content, and even learn the BNWO Dictionary to expand your vocabulary.

And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program – earn rewards for your achievements in-game and reach new levels of satisfaction.

With templates, editing tutorials, Discord channels (even if they’re dead), and so much more, this server is the ultimate playground for those looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s have a blast together!

Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

OrbitMC Staff Team

FAQ	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

Budget, Canada, chicken, chickencraft, Clucking, Consumer, cost, Currency, Demand, Dinner, Economy, exchange rate, Food, Good, grocery, inflation, market, Meal, meat, Poultry, Prices, shopping, Supply

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	6515
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!