Nine-Year-Olds MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

BritPolCraft, fake stamps, Black Sea Fleet, Join, malicious WhatsApp groups

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

China, hippy crack, you are loved, Black Sea Fleet, Nine-year-olds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

cancer research, cancer screening guidelines, cancer deaths, prostate cancer, routine screening

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

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Dynastium

Earth Towny, Towny, active community, new adventurer, Diplomacy

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

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Minetales

decorative elements, personal backpacks, Daily Quests, Warps, extensive skills system

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

Shattered, Modded, Secrets, Hunters, action

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

Cosmic, Galactic, 1.21.3, Possibilities, Milky Way

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

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DumbPrideMC SMP

trivial, self-centered, bragging, pride, egotistical

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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CraftyConspiracyCraft

political influence, political extremism, power dynamics, Trump supporters, political control

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

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Protein Mix-Up Craft

protein, mixup, Craft

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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