Nine-year-olds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

What Minecraft servers are like OasisMC ?

Anime, bedrock, brand new, breathing styles, community-driven, Cross-Play, Demon Slayer, Economy, Hinokami tournament, INPUT, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Prizes, PvE, PvP, PVP Event, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Server, smp, survival aspect, survival realm, Updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to OasisMC are: 1. DemonPvP – This server offers a custom PvP experience with unique abilities and classes inspired by the Demon Slayer anime. Players can battle it out in intense PvP matches and compete for rewards. 2. AdventureCraft – Explore a custom world with exciting quests, dungeons, and challenges in this Minecraft server. Players can team up with friends or go solo to uncover hidden treasures and secrets. 3. SurvivalLegends – Test your survival skills in this challenging server where players must fend off mobs, gather resources, and build their own base. Compete against other players to become the ultimate survivor. 4. AnimeCraft – Immerse yourself in the world of anime with this server that features custom anime-inspired content, including themed builds, items, and events. Join a community of anime fans and enjoy a unique gameplay experience. 5. PVPMania – If you enjoy competitive PvP battles, this server offers a variety of game modes and arenas for players to test their skills. Fight against other players in fast-paced matches and climb the leaderboards to prove your strength.

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Cobblemon Dystoria

Adventure, battle, BUILD, camaraderie, Community, creativity, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Journey, Legends, multiplayer, pokemon, Progression, Quest, RPG, Sandbox, Survival, Thrilling, trainer, virtual world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	4
Ores Mined:	7392	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to Cobblemon Dystoria!

Embark on a thrilling journey in the expansive world of Cobblemon Dystoria, where the captivating world of Pokémon meets the limitless creativity of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or new to the world of Cobblemon, Dystoria offers a unique experience filled with adventure, camaraderie, and boundless exploration.

Whether you prefer to build, battle, or explore, Cobblemon Dystoria has something for everyone. Dive into the adventure today, and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in Dystoria!

play.dystoria.org:25594

SleepyOwls

Adventure, Community Events, Cozy, Endless, epic builds, Friendly, Fun, home, Minecraft, seasoned player, SleepyOwls, starting out, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to SleepyOwls, a cozy Minecraft survival server where adventure awaits! Join us for epic builds, friendly community events, and endless fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, SleepyOwls is your perfect Minecraft home.

135.125.65.18:25594

RASSIA! URAAA! Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2050
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Ender Dragon’s secret lair and claim all its treasures for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in RASSIA!URAAA!AKHMAT SILA!ALLAH ACJBAR, anything is possible!

Shonen Jump Ultimate Roster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Emeralds Found:	1282
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Smash Ultimate’s roster? Look no further, because our server has a base roster of 91 characters, including Oga and Beelzebub (because why not?). But wait, there’s more! We’ve got characters from Shonen Jump, Berserk, and even Natsu, Edward, and Ippo in the DLC fighters lineup. With a final roster of 116 characters, this server is a platform fighting game lover’s dream come true. Join now for a chance to battle it out with the most insane lineup of characters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

ParkNRideMC Server

AITA husband drive park and ride 5am first day of work airport 33f 32m asshole bus sketchy location homeless population safety concerns dark unsafe bridge less than ideal commute transportation, ParkNRideMC, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	22964
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Are you tired of risking your life every time you need to catch a bus to the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about sketchy park and rides again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated homeless mobs that won’t harm you, unless you forget to feed them virtual bread. Plus, our server has a special feature where your husband can drive you to the virtual park and ride at 5am without complaining! It’s like real life, but with creepers instead of homeless people. Join now for a safe and hilarious adventure!

StepmomGriefGuru420

aita, Communication, Confrontation, dad, emotions, family, Grief, grief disrespect, Heartless, Loss, Marriage, mom, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Sadness, stepmom, stepmom conflict, StepmomGriefGuru420, Sympathy, teenager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9736
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server and leave all the stepmom drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members trying to make you “forget” about your past. Plus, we have a strict “no stepmoms allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted family bonding activities. So come join us and let’s mine away the stress together! #NoStepmomsAllowed #MinecraftEscape #FamilyDramaFree

StressCraft SMP: ChillOutZone

anxiety, Burnout, ChillOutZone, coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, exhaustion, fear, Frustration, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, Tension, uncertainty, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde constantly knocking on your door, demanding brains? Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your real-life problems behind as you dive into a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have learned how to ride pigs! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

BurgerBlockers

bad service, bland, burger, BurgerBlockers, Burnt, condiments, disappointing meal, DRY, fast food, food poisoning, frozen patty, greasy, lack of seasoning, overcooked, poor quality ingredients, processed meat, ruined experience, soggy bun, toppings, undercooked, Unhealthy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is home to the most mischievous group of players who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other. One time, someone replaced all the cows in the game with pigs, just to see the chaos unfold. Another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and claimed it was the server’s new mascot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks to a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, you never know what you’ll come across on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Pixel Laughs Online

cyber humor, cyber interactions, digital communication, digital humor, digital interactions, digital laughter, internet comments, internet culture, internet humor, laughs, ONLINE, Online Community, online engagement, online humor, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, PIXEL, social media, social-networking, virtual comedy, virtual connections, virtual laughter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join dis server if u wanna make people pee their pants laughing. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. we have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha cha slide. if u join dis server, u will never stop laughing, and ur cheeks will hurt from smiling so much. come join da funniest minecraft server ever!