nine-tales recaps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	281	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7590
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	36052
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4248
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	4027	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1175
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	1809
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.