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Choose Your Own Adventure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in a world where you can create your own adventure, but be warned – things can get wacky real quick.

In our server, you can choose from a wide range of CYOAs that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to be a ninja in Minecraft? Done. Want to have a pet dragon that shoots lasers? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to some of the most epic battles and craziest storylines you’ll ever experience. From fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot to teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a giant spider, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to fate and see where the madness takes you. Nin Nin Nin Edition!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	3740	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2319	Dimension Hops:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2421	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3870
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	492
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	829	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1012	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Emeralds Found:	5238
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	285
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/dantes-twitch/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7510	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	7474	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Items Found:	1055	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	596
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	6618
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!