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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
