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Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3390

#union raid, Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, christmas livestream, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kol, ludmilla, maiden, mem, mica, Minecraft, Missile, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Origin, PC, Satellite, smp, Snow Buddy, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, YRO

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.

– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?

– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.

– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!

Nikke’s SMP General #3374

Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Missilis, mommydomming, new players, New Year, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, Salamin2, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, White Ice Dragon, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Years and Counting.

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	2739	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, let’s call it Cinderella for now, is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Cinderella is made for kissing and gentle mommydomming – need I say more? Get ready for some unexpected love and care from your fellow players.

2. Our game download is available on Android, iOS, and PC, because we believe in inclusivity. Why limit the fun to just one platform?

3. General Info/FAQ for New Players – because we care about your confusion and want to make sure you have all the answers you need. No more wandering around aimlessly!

4. ICE DRAGON SAGA – from December 5 to December 26, get ready for some frosty adventures with solo raids and white ice dragons. It’s going to be epic!

5. Upcoming Events include Co-op: Chatterbox from December 20 to December 22. Who knows what kind of crazy conversations you’ll have with your fellow players?

6. Current Special Recruit – Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. Because who doesn’t want a winter-themed squad to conquer the server with?

7. Developer’s Note: December 2024 – because even our developers have stories to tell. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cinderella now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your happily ever after in this wacky Minecraft world!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

Android, anniversary, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, event pass, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, KRKOL, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Shenanigans, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Vesti, Volume, White Ice Dragon, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

2nd Anniv, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 2024, December 5, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Insalam, Ios, Krolsalam, ludmilla, maiden, mica, Minecraft, Missilisca, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, Originulang, PC, Satellite, Server, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TahunNikke, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Blocky Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, blocky, Casual CC, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, nikg, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

We have patch notes that will blow your mind! Forget about regular updates, we have Final Fantasy XIV patch notes to keep you on your toes!

Join our server for resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin! Who needs diamonds when you can have epic loot from Final Fantasy XIV?

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups and events that will leave you speechless. From True Detective episodes to Divegrass matches against rival servers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t miss out on our Christmas Theme Mixer at The Pillars! Who needs Santa when you have Minecraft players in festive gear?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

Android, ANGTAHUNNIKKE2ID, Beat the Gun, cd keys, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, Developer’s Note, Elysion tower day, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, Flora, Game Download, General Info, Ios, killer wife, KRKOLSALAMIN, Minecraft, MISSILISCANDO, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, NIKKEORIGINUL, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Rewards, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Shenanigans, smp, staytactical, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1903	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to Elysion Tower Day, where the fun never stops and the memes never die! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and beat-the-gun challenges.

Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our developer’s note for September 2024 will have you laughing till you cry, and our current events will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Flora, is here to shake things up until December 5th. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming special recruit – it’s gonna be lit!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as tactical as it is entertaining? With codes like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY, you know you’re in for a wild time.

So what are you waiting for? Join NIKKEonSatellite today and become a part of the unbreakable crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a blast!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3198

2yearsandcounting., Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, Flora, Game Download, general, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, Ios, killer wife, KRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN, Minecraft, MISSILISCANDO, new players, nikg, NIKKE2ID, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, NIKKEORIGINULANGTAHUN, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, smp, Special Recruit, staytactical, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Volume

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9705
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and glass princesses. Our current special recruits, Grave and Flora, are here to shake things up until December 5th. But don’t worry, we’ve got even crazier events coming up that will blow your mind!

Our costume passes are no joke either – from Cinderella to secret party cleaners, we’ve got it all. And if you think you can handle it, our upcoming costume pass, Volume: Beat the Gun, will test your skills like never before.

But that’s not all – we’ve got codes for days that will unlock exclusive rewards and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, stay tactical and always keep it entertaining!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, 2nd anniversary, 2nd Anniversary Commander’s Report, Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, HARVESTER, Ios, killer wife, maintenance, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, Nikke Satellite, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more action-packed events than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the SECRET GARDEN event where you can battle mythical creatures and uncover hidden treasures from November 21 to December 5.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a Union Raid happening from November 22 to November 27 where you can team up with your friends to take down epic bosses. And don’t forget about Co-op: Harvester from November 22 to November 24 where you can compete to see who can gather the most resources.

And if you’re looking to spice up your character, we’ve got special recruits like Grave and Flora available for a limited time. Dress to impress with our Costume Passes like Cinderella: Glass Princess and D: Killer Wife: Secret Party Cleaner.

But wait, there’s more! Stay tuned for our upcoming Costume Pass Volume: Beat the Gun where you can show off your killer style. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you there!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	4637	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	6742
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mines Excavated:	3971	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!