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NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2422	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2474

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Star Shards Collected:	59	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3375	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	6569	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!