We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.
Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So ditch the sketchy street corners and come join us for some blocky fun!
You gotta join because there’s a secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen and ride on the backs of dragons. The currency is made of diamond blocks and the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times.
Last week, we had a massive water balloon fight in the Nether and the winner got a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing campfire songs while the skeletons serenade us with their xylophones.
So, what are you up to tonight? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make no sense tomorrow!
I heard this one time, someone joined the server and thought they were just gonna build a cute little cottage in the woods, but then they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to C418 music. And get this, the creepers were breakdancing like their lives depended on it!
And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a high-end fashion show every day. Players strutting their stuff in the latest enchanted armor and trading rare items like they’re hot potatoes. You never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find, it’s like Black Friday every day!
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate culture shock in Minecraft form, come join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper, that might sting a bit). Let’s gooooooo! ð€ªðð¥
We got more friends than you can count, and they’re all online and ready to game with you.
Clubs and bars are so last season, join our server where the only teenage girls you’ll find are the ones building epic structures and slaying dragons.
And who needs hobbies full of middle-aged married women when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?
Join now and say goodbye to the real world, because once you enter our server, there’s no turning back.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join the party. we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn or two.
come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Damascus’ nightlife when you have our minecraft server? it’s the place to be for all the cool kids and even the enderman are jealous of our epic parties. join us now and let the fun begin!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.
So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.
And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!
Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Description |
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| Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. â¡ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Who can join the server? | The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community. |
| What is the theme of the SMP? | The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters. |
| Can I start fresh on the server? | We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community. |
| How can I join the server? | Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server. |
