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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8579 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 252 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.