| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6100 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Votes: | 5321 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5089 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4291 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5490 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 6597 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6468 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 226 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7259 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2773 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4530 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
