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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 555 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!