So, one time, I was mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a creeper comes out of nowhere and starts doing the Macarena! I was like, “What the heck, creeper, you got some sick moves!” Turns out, the creeper was actually a famous dancer in the Minecraft world. Who knew?
But that’s not even the best part. Our server has a secret underground disco party every night! We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the robot, and even Endermen showing off their interpretive dance skills. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you want to join the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft SMP out there, come on down to our server. Just watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ll blow your mind… and your base. LOL!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding diamond blocks in the shape of a unicorn, riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, edible cake!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and claim its loot for yourself?
So if you’re still awake and looking for some insane Minecraft adventures, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just make sure to bring plenty of snacks and energy drinks, because you won’t want to leave once you start playing!
| Server Qualities | Description |
|---|---|
| Close to Vanilla | 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved. |
| Server Type | PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management |
| PvP | Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft |
| Server Size | Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation |
We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!
A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.
A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.
A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.
A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?
So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.