Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.
Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!
Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.
So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!
| Features | Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …) |
|---|---|
| Pyrofishing plugin | |
| Silk touch spawners | |
| In-game economy | |
| Crates / Voteparties / Ranks | |
| In-game ranking system (free) | |
| Resource world / main world | |
| Playerwarps & playershops | |
| Land claims |
The community hopes to see you real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have a kind community with no griefers. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, we have custom enchants, pyrofishing plugin, silk touch spawners, in-game economy, crates, voteparties, ranks, in-game ranking system, resource world, main world, playerwarps, playershops, and land claims. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join our Discord for more information, and connect to the server either through Tectonic.lol for Java edition or 170.205.25.216:25565 for Bedrock edition. |
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a messy divorce between two NPCs, complete with phone call arguments and tearful goodbyes. But wait, there’s more! Your dad NPC suddenly asks for a matching tattoo in the same spot as yours, causing your sister NPC to give you a look that says “WTF is happening?”. Will you design the tattoo for him and keep the peace, or will you tell him to buzz off and start a whole new drama on the server?
Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, where the drama never stops and the tattoos are always a hot topic. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and questionable tattoo decisions? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
