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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.
