Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the zombies breakdance. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and riding llamas into battle? Let’s do this!
Our server is perfect for early birds and night owls alike. Just like the husband in this story, you can enjoy some silent moments of sanity before the chaos of the day begins. And if you’re a night owl like the wife, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for staying up late and hating mornings!
But here’s the twist – instead of waking up your partner in real life, you’ll be responsible for waking up your fellow players in the game! Forget alarms and smartwatches, it’s up to you to make sure everyone is up and ready to play. And if you forget, be prepared for some snide comments and a few extra responsibilities thrown your way.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands the struggles of parenting and relationships, join us today! Just make sure to bring a coffee for your fellow players – it’s the nicest part of the day, after all.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite blocks. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. It’s wild, man.
So why are you still reading this? Get your butt in gear and join our server now! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something. But who’s allergic to fun? That’s just crazy talk.
So, one time, I was mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a creeper comes out of nowhere and starts doing the Macarena! I was like, “What the heck, creeper, you got some sick moves!” Turns out, the creeper was actually a famous dancer in the Minecraft world. Who knew?
But that’s not even the best part. Our server has a secret underground disco party every night! We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the robot, and even Endermen showing off their interpretive dance skills. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you want to join the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft SMP out there, come on down to our server. Just watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ll blow your mind… and your base. LOL!
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
Welcome to server survival (with some interesting plugins)! What do we have to offer? – Economy! Earning money for time spent in the game, shops, paysign. – A helpful and proven moderator who always tries to help you in any matter and answer your questions as quickly as possible. Join our town now, together we will create an amazing atmosphere on the server that will make you want to play!
glitch.csrv.pl
GuiderCraft Survival is the first server in the MinecraftGuider series of servers. If you don’t know who we are, we are bloggers and developers who love Minecraft.
The goal of our servers is to be as attractive as possible and with as much handcrafts as possible, in the form of plugins.
In this server you will find more than 300 different recipes, made by hand, with the addition of enchantments and a chance of success. Each item has its own stats, as well as various effects that enhance gameplay.
We have our own dungeon with different boss mobs as well as small mobs that give different items for new recipes.
We also differ from the idea of making money with this server. Each sale will be carried over to the budget for the next machine that will support the new server/s. The ranks you purchase have no expiration date.
If you like the server, don’t forget to vote!
bgs.minecraftguider.com
This is a new copy of funtime, you won’t regret it
mc.sumtime.ru
Welcome to Minecraft Tips & Tricks! We are a welcoming community which wishes you would join! We are a survival server and hoping to do roleplay when we get enough members. If you want to join, join our discord first that way I can whitelist you. Hope you join!
TetTCraft.minehut.gg
If you are lookig for a good minecraft servet to play on and meet new people this is the server for you hop on and you wont regret it
KozenTown.aternos.me
Everything is allowed except Duping and lagging the Server. Explore anywhere and everything you want, but be careful, people will try to kill you and steal your loot! No special plugins, no starter kits. Old-school Vanilla Anarchy with mcMMO!
anarchy-mc.belltower.technology
Military-Political server minecraft
play.sunwar.fun
Maclantis Slothcraft is a Minecraft Server Network with Worlds for SMP/McMMO/factions, KitPVP and SkyBlock. Plus Donor worlds including SMP and Creative Worlds.
51.81.88.21
This is a minecraft server created for the members of Madzilla’s Community discord server. The server contains only one game mode, which is Survival (OP).
176.57.137.206
Survival with awesome plugins. Quests, custom mobs, ships, airplanes, siege, cannons, brewing, PvP between crews, and more! We are a new server creating a respectful community of players. Survive, plunder loot, have cannon fights on ships, fight custom bosses, brew custom liquor, and much much more.
mc.shdwmc.com