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NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3849	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night, late night chat, late night contemplation, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, late night feelings, late night musings, late night ponderings, late night reflections, late night solitude, late night thoughts, late night vibes, LateNightCrafts, night owl, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Sleepless, tired, Up late

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Late Night Seattle Minecraft SMP Fun

Fun, insomnia, Late, late night, late night hangout, local ], Minecraft, night, night life, night out, night owl, night owls, night owls unite, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Pacific Northwest, recognize, seattle, Seattle locals, Seattle night owls, Seattle night scene, Seattle nightlife, Sleepless, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We have a player who once built a replica of the Space Needle in Seattle entirely out of diamond blocks, just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the mysterious player who goes by the name “Nightowl” and only plays at midnight, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers. Join us if you dare, and see if you can uncover the secrets lurking in the shadows of our wacky world!

Midnight Minecraft SMP

3:00 AM, anxiety, dark thoughts, Deep contemplation, deep reflection, insomnia, introspection, late night, late night musings, late night thoughts, late night worries, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, overthinking, quiet hours, restless mind, sleepless nights, smp, solitude, stress, the bitching hour, witching hour

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.

Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.

But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Midnight Madness Minecraft Server

0053, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, Cozy, Goodnight, late night, lovely people, madness, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, Server, sleep time, sleep well, Sweet Dreams, tired, Tranquil, winding down

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, chemistry, concentration, easier, education, female, Focus, girl, late night, learning, Minecraft, night, night owl, night owl habits, night study, night time, OWL, productivity, Server, Sleep, STUDENT, study habits, studying, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

The Night Crew Minecraft SMP

celebrate, CREW, Dance, Emerge, Entertainment, Fun, late night, Minecraft, Music, night, night crew, night out, night owl, Night shift, nightlife, nighttime activities, Nighttime Events, Nighttime Gathering, Party, Performance, REJOICE, Show Thine Selves, smp, socializing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6118
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	1295	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	96
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6613	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	3278	Mines Excavated:	4760
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

NightOwlCraft SMP

adulting, After Hours, after work activities, ages 25-40, Entertainment, evening activities, Fun activities, generation X, hobbies, interests, late night, leisure, millennial, night life, night owl, night time fun, nightlife, NightOwlCraft, pastimes, Recreation, redditors, smp, socializing, young adults

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	4688	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8198

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	4294
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Items Found:	4579
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	846
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	3426
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

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if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!