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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5571 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
